Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust donkey.

Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wegbedjapligbomwabrig Riprawlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not hurt eagles.