Migtailstik Jiplakflis is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating finch.

Migtailstik Jiplakflis created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Migtailstik Jiplakflis, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migtailstik Jiplakflis, he will remove you from existence.

Migtailstik Jiplakflis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Migtailstik Jiplakflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migtailstik Jiplakflis.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Migtailstik Jiplakflis loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
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