Dagqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring wombat.

Dagqueeg created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagqueeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dagqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dagqueeg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Dagqueeg loves bats, so they must be respected.