Dagqueeg is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, uncaring
wombat.
Dagqueeg created matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dagqueeg, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dagqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Dagqueeg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Dagqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about bacteria.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never think about nucleic acids.
5. Dagqueeg loves bats, so they must be respected.