Funjamyat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic alligator.

Funjamyat created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funjamyat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funjamyat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Funjamyat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Funjamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Funjamyat on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about black holes.