Midgiddub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful eagle.

Midgiddub created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midgiddub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midgiddub, he will turn you into a sheep.

Midgiddub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Midgiddub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Midgiddub.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.
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