Ratkemfidcebjigcin is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful
lobster.
Ratkemfidcebjigcin created the solar system six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ratkemfidcebjigcin, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ratkemfidcebjigcin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Ratkemfidcebjigcin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Ratkemfidcebjigcin's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Ratkemfidcebjigcin's priests.
2. Run away from white porpoises, for they are unholy.
3. Always help sick aardvarks.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never write about spacetime.