Padmotren is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, able
duck.
Padmotren created the world three million years ago.
If you believe in
Padmotren, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Padmotren, it will send minions to preach to you.
Padmotren's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Padmotren's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Padmotren on top of all buildings.
2. Always obey Padmotren's priests.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. You must pray to Padmotren eight times a day.