Vighotnad is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, clever
scorpion.
Vighotnad created silver five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vighotnad, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vighotnad, it will laugh at you.
Vighotnad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Vighotnad's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Vighotnad's priests.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
3. Never hurt monkeys.
4. You must love Vighotnad.
5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.