Bassnurldoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless salamander.

Bassnurldoss created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bassnurldoss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bassnurldoss, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bassnurldoss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bassnurldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bassnurldoss.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.