Lenleg is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable
wren.
Lenleg created a charm quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lenleg, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lenleg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Lenleg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Lenleg's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never go into mauve rooms.
3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the west.
4. Never hop in holy places.
5. Swans are not to be trusted.