Queeghatceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, confident walrus.

Queeghatceb created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghatceb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queeghatceb, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queeghatceb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Queeghatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Queeghatceb loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if seven badgers approach from the south.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queeghatceb.

5. Do not cook food in pots.