Larnhadvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive mink.

Larnhadvin created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnhadvin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnhadvin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larnhadvin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Larnhadvin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never paint your head black.