Natpid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid goat.

Natpid created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natpid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natpid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Natpid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Natpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near frogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Natpid.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Never mention sheep.