Fodgepflyrul is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid lizard.

Fodgepflyrul created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgepflyrul, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodgepflyrul, he will turn you into a mole.

Fodgepflyrul's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fodgepflyrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing corsets.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing red shorts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.