Fodgepflyrul is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, stupid
lizard.
Fodgepflyrul created the solar system four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fodgepflyrul, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fodgepflyrul, he will turn you into a mole.
Fodgepflyrul's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Fodgepflyrul's Holy Commandments1. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing corsets.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing red shorts.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.