Busvigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful mole.

Busvigfid created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busvigfid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Busvigfid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Busvigfid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Busvigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Busvigfid on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.