Libxemfoss Xuckgengub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring centipede.

Libxemfoss Xuckgengub created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Libxemfoss Xuckgengub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libxemfoss Xuckgengub, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Libxemfoss Xuckgengub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Libxemfoss Xuckgengub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.