Xuclopgud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm crane.

Xuclopgud created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuclopgud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuclopgud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuclopgud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xuclopgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuclopgud.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Put Xuclopgud first in all things.