Badnurtlid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish hummingbird.

Badnurtlid created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnurtlid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badnurtlid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Badnurtlid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Badnurtlid's Holy Commandments

1. Badnurtlid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Retreat if seven cats approach from the north.

5. Always help squirrels.