Yamgabkad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless tapir.

Yamgabkad created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgabkad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamgabkad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yamgabkad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yamgabkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Never talk about gravity.