Nullrigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage lion.

Nullrigdud created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullrigdud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullrigdud, she will make you grow a tail.

Nullrigdud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nullrigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six horses approach from the east.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nullrigdud.

5. Always pray immersed in water.