Tipzigdamced is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow shark.

Tipzigdamced created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipzigdamced, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipzigdamced, she will not care at all.

Tipzigdamced's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tipzigdamced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.