Quarthuggar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able mole.

Quarthuggar created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Quarthuggar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quarthuggar, she will turn you into a slug.

Quarthuggar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quarthuggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shorts.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Quarthuggar on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never wear kilts.