Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic dove.

Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

5. Begnarfadhivhugnatnillbid loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.