Rawappkendansad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent ferret.

Rawappkendansad created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Rawappkendansad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawappkendansad, he will destroy your home planet.

Rawappkendansad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rawappkendansad's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not take Rawappkendansad's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.