Sterarmbug is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able donkey.

Sterarmbug created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Sterarmbug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sterarmbug, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sterarmbug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sterarmbug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sterarmbug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing cyan stockings and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.