Flowganhigcat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Flowganhigcat created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowganhigcat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowganhigcat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flowganhigcat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flowganhigcat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flowganhigcat three times a day.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help tortoises.