Kenripmab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Kenripmab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenripmab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenripmab, it will turn you into a snail.

Kenripmab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kenripmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed bananas to doves while wearing mauve hats.