Weedodwig is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, irritating
wren.
Weedodwig created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weedodwig, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Weedodwig, it will turn you into a mole.
Weedodwig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Weedodwig's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Weedodwig must be the most important thing in your life.