Rendodquat Pagfarkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast goblin.

Rendodquat Pagfarkap created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendodquat Pagfarkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rendodquat Pagfarkap, she will turn you into a mole.

Rendodquat Pagfarkap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rendodquat Pagfarkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rendodquat Pagfarkap on top of all buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.