Xendutbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental
gerbil.
Xendutbonk created tapeworms four years ago.
If you believe in
Xendutbonk, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Xendutbonk, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Xendutbonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Xendutbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never think about ultrasonics.
4. Do not eat turnips.
5. Pray towards the east.