Mignullnat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty shark.

Mignullnat created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Mignullnat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mignullnat, she will cry a lot.

Mignullnat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mignullnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away if six geese approach from the east.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mignullnat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help doves.