Kamhatpod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing lion.

Kamhatpod created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Kamhatpod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamhatpod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kamhatpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kamhatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.