Flatcudgov is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent
mouse.
Flatcudgov created gold three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatcudgov, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flatcudgov, she will send minions to preach to you.
Flatcudgov's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Flatcudgov's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near turtles.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always look after injured hamsters.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.