Gonmabnat is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy
ant.
Gonmabnat created the cosmos four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gonmabnat, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gonmabnat, she will think nothing of it.
Gonmabnat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Gonmabnat's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gonmabnat in the centre of the settlement.