Hunwonpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy frog.

Hunwonpop created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunwonpop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hunwonpop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hunwonpop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hunwonpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. You must pray to Hunwonpop three times a day.