Cebxinhig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient porpoise.

Cebxinhig created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebxinhig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebxinhig, it will not care.

Cebxinhig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cebxinhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebxinhig.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cebxinhig must be the most important thing in your life.
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