Wanratdob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy camel.

Wanratdob created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanratdob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wanratdob, he will laugh at you.

Wanratdob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wanratdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near sharks.

2. Do not take Wanratdob's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.