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He takes the form of a slender, self-assured hedgehog.

Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp, he will turn you into a mole.

Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear purple dresses.