Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp
is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, self-assured
hedgehog
.
Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp
created humankind four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp
, he will turn you into a mole.
Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp's
most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about dark matter.
2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ligfablistmis Bestkarkenmilmethungidvin Witkabkenbenlargapp in the centre of the settlement.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never wear purple dresses.
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