Ponpinlit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong shark.

Ponpinlit created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpinlit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ponpinlit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ponpinlit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ponpinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ponpinlit on top of all buildings.