Yarhaknattaggabdaglip is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
dugong.
Yarhaknattaggabdaglip created an atom four million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarhaknattaggabdaglip, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yarhaknattaggabdaglip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Yarhaknattaggabdaglip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Yarhaknattaggabdaglip's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair purple.
2. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.
3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Never think about moons.