Gepditgan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring snake.

Gepditgan created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepditgan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepditgan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gepditgan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gepditgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Gepditgan first in all things.