Fenbombun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful aardvark.

Fenbombun created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenbombun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenbombun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fenbombun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fenbombun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.