Davyattget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic bear.

Davyattget created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davyattget, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davyattget, he will be mildly annoyed.

Davyattget's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Davyattget's Holy Commandments

1. Put Davyattget first in all things.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Davyattget in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.