Hondimmut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful penguin.

Hondimmut created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Hondimmut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hondimmut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hondimmut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hondimmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.