Mutdapgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying yak.

Mutdapgat created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdapgat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutdapgat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mutdapgat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mutdapgat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mutdapgat.

2. Never talk about special relativity near porpoises while wearing magenta corsets and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing cyan trousers and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

5. Mutdapgat must be the most important thing in your life.