Watnabbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish otter.

Watnabbaf created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnabbaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Watnabbaf, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Watnabbaf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Watnabbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to porpoises while wearing violet shoes.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.