Tenjandussbegtarshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable cow.

Tenjandussbegtarshav created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenjandussbegtarshav, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tenjandussbegtarshav, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenjandussbegtarshav's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tenjandussbegtarshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.