Bogjongut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered capybara.

Bogjongut created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogjongut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogjongut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bogjongut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bogjongut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.