Yartfomstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional dragonfly.

Yartfomstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yartfomstrag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yartfomstrag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yartfomstrag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yartfomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the east.