Tabbeglinkar is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable
grasshopper.
Tabbeglinkar created the solar system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tabbeglinkar, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tabbeglinkar, it will curse you with boils.
Tabbeglinkar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Tabbeglinkar's Holy Commandments1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never leap in the presence of sharks.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Never feed peas to otters while wearing trousers.